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June 2013
one time my parents were gone for the weekend
so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left.
it was subtle enough that it wasn’t obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back
and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches
i am a cruel man
you know what’s adorable?
cat feet
look at them
aww little toes
kitties
fun fact one time i auditioned for a play and the character called for a russian accent and i did mine for the director and got the part and she stopped me on my way out and asked my how i got it so believable sounding and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was because of the amount of time i spend imitating chekov from star trek when i’m home alone
i’m nominated for an acting award at my school now because of this
whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap
excellent answers, thank u friends




